Findings:
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
- God Bless America
- God Bless
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- God Bless the Child
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- god bless you
- God Bless You Purveyors of Warez
- God Bless our Native Land
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- God Bless Australia
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Why do people believe in God?
- God Bless My Underwear
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Flaunting your sexuality
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Find me and I will give you the answer
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- people who wear camo
- God Bless Miss Black America
- People who don't read
- You people will trash anything.
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Two people who are not touching
- God bless my cotton socks
- God bless everyone. No exceptions.
- God bless you, Mr Chamberlain
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Who makes God's rules?
- Who created God?
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- The Dude and God's People
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Does God care who wins?
- May God judge them and bless them.
- Who are we to question God?
- God Bless You Ruth Wakefield
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Dead links in writeups
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- The bored who complain
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Taking things at surface value
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Capitalize, please
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- People who died laughing
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- The other people who hate war
- people who don't exist
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- People who carp about their jobs
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- People who love FTP
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- what desire will make foolish people do
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- God helps those who help themselves
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- God is good, people are screwed up
- a personal God who intervenes in human history
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- God's will v. God's plan
- Will of God
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- In God we trust? Who says?
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- God will punish you
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- God has no free will
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Know your pets
- The People's Will
- play dumb
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- cat haters
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Things you give people that they keep
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Lift not the painted veil which those who live
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- People who use Windows
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Why people who jog live longer
- People will steal anything
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- The rules of pool are not selective
- We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Type A blood
- Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
- People who are not anarchists
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Using a command line
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
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