Findings:

• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• major bean
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills

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