Findings:
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- If you told me this never happened
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- This will never happen
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- feline allergies
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Human beings will believe anything
- O tell me the truth about love
- Don't tell me about her
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- nobody will let me start a country
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- My New York will die with me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Never Let Me Down Again
- tell me the truth
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- Tell me what to dream
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- pingouin, will you marry me?
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Me and Will
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Never believe your users
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Kiss me once and never again
- Experience tells me not to try
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- tell me all your reasons
- list of things
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- Tell me about your secret places
- Tell me a story about rains
- Accidents will happen
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Tell me about your faith
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- Though you can tell me
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- ender will save me (user)
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Tell me more
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Tell me about my contradictions
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Why you never cease to captivate me
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Tell me a story about brains
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- Tell him, she told me
- Tell Me What You Think
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- World War II never happened
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Video, or it never happened.
- Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
- will happen, happening, happened
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me a story about elephants
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- My first comet
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- This is my truth tell me yours
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me another lie
- Don't tell me everything
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Why tell me that?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- If No One Will Love Me
- You will not remember me at all
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You tell me this is God?
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Tell me something good
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Tell Me What
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Tell me of the nature of love
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- I've Never Been to Me
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Tell me a story
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- What if it never happened?
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