Findings:
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Feels Good
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Make It Good
- The color that makes you look good
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Good from far, but far from good
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- If it feels good, do it
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- Msgs that make you feel loved
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- What makes a good person?
- What makes music good
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Following your heart feels good
- Using Red Hat and it feels so good
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- Summer Make Good
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- TV 'Friends' make for good friends
- Alfredo sauce
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- Love cookies
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Things that make me feel feminine
- feel-good
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- Geeks make good lovers
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- Your kindness makes me feel awful
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- We don't make good wives
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Make Good
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- it feels good until you stop
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- You know you could touch the keys and make my heart sing
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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