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• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Information cannot be owned
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• The man who refused to be King
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Mind without body
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• the helpless little thing with the dirty mouth who's always got something to say
• You always hurt the one you love
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• for now this is the best that can be done
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• No one can be in two places at once
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• No one can be totally logical
• I will always be weird inside
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• There can be only one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• The page cannot be displayed
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• cannot be again
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• an honest man is always in trouble
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• why is it always right now?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• why is it always now?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Be a model or just look like one
• Be Here Now
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• This statement cannot be proven
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Be a man
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I will always be in the details
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Something to Be Desired
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Always Be My Baby
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Rebeca Martinez
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process

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