Findings:
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- That one makes me scream, she said
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- There was no one waiting for me...
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- No one has died
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- My most disturbing dream ever
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- What in the world has come over me
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Make me one of you
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- give me one night to show the savage
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- Make me one with everything
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- I won't ever understand me
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- feline allergies
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- If No One Will Love Me
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- give me your most honest smile
- No one touches me
- Have One On Me
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- the hottest it has ever been
- The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- pointless HTML in email
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Experience has made me bitter
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The Universe said, Ha!
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Each one has their own story
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Hitler has only got one ball
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- What golf has taught me
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- much later, probably one whole minute has passed
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
- She said she loved me
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
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