Findings:
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Big Book Chapter Two: There Is A Solution
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Where two fight, third one wins
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Tell me a story about mains
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Two stories about a wedding band
- Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Klondike gold rush
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- isn't there more than one book
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The Library Book
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Into two one
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- old books can tell more than one story
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Was it ever there?
- the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Each one has their own story
- I remember, there was one
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
- She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- There will be no more stories to read
- Where's the kaboom?
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- Two stories about Mia
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- There was a land where lived no violets
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- One hour there was sunlight
- There was no one waiting for me...
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
- A story about Mia and stars
- Tell me a story about cranes
- A Story About Mia and Space
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Story about a man
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- Tell me a story about trains
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- two limericks about whores
- Books about Japan
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- People who carp about their jobs
- Stories about Mia (category)
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- A Story about Mia's Shadow
- One good thing about gangs
- Tell me a story about elephants
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about drains
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- "true" story about Poincaré's baker
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- A Story About Magic
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Something was about to happen.
- Fifty one words about love
- A story about Mia and the sea
- It was always about words
- A short story about a relative
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- One point five words about love
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- There's something about cats... (category)
- One billion, five hundred million words about love
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- Treatment for a television series about Mean Old Joe the town character
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- A story about Mia and church
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- There's more of gravy than of grave about you
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- a story about archery
- The Story About Success
- the one about the teddy bears
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Eight stories about silk
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- about the same age, divorced, with two children
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Tell me a story about plains
- About two men called Harold Budd
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- A small story about Mia
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Another story about Mia
- A story about Mia
- Tell me a story about bunnies
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