Findings:
- Know your pets
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Using a command line
- How to "Have People"
- Type A blood
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- How to have lesbian sex
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How would a frightened lizard feel?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Dead people I have known
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- How fifth graders feel
- How long have you known?
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- How we could still have a President Trump
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- lord have kind feel for my soul
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Sex with a chicken
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Sex in a small car
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- worse things have happened to better people
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Running toward the edge
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How I feel about exams
- Just How You Feel
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- I've forgotten how
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Feel how it trembles inside
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People have fucked up before
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- this is how i feel.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- How it feels to fly
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- I feel I have committed murder
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- How could you ever have enough?
- . . . and this is how I feel
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How vampires feel
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- in case I have forgotten
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- This is how it feels
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Animals people have sex with
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How the mighty have fallen
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- People want what they cannot have
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- How we have grown apart
- How to have an epileptic fit
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- How to have an out of body experience
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Actors who have played Hitler
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You, standing
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- How it feels to love your ghost
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