Findings:
- I fall asleep to be with you
- Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
- An M pretending to be an S
- Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- asleep
- Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- everyone else is asleep
- Falling asleep last night
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- fall asleep
- Asleep at the wheel
- My dick fell asleep
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Falling asleep during porno films
- Falling asleep on the toilet
- Falling asleep while masturbating
- Since I Fell Asleep
- asleep in Jesus
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- Falling asleep in public places
- Service for those Fallen Asleep
- falling asleep visuals
- You were here when I fell asleep
- fall asleep without thinking of monsters
- asleep at the switch
- Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
- and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
- Asleep in the Back
- Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
- A.Sleep (user)
- fast asleep
- I am asleep
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- This morning, while you were still asleep
- A Maid Asleep
- I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
- Asleep at Heaven's Gate
- Being the last to fall asleep
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- falling asleep with music on
- A tale of falling asleep during the flight
- not quite asleep, not quite alone
- the day is coming and the night is already asleep
- the very houses seem asleep
- Asleep Inside the Bone
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Information wants to be free
- Don't Be Afraid
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This statement cannot be proven
- Free to Be, You and Me
- to be
- The revolution will not be televised
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- the world will be remade in our image
- Be all that you can be
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- I just want to be friends
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- To be or not to be
- Hypothetical 2020 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Not to be taken internally
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- rather be in Philadelphia
- you had to be there
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Be Mine
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Soon to be off the air
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- begging to be loved
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- be seeing you
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- good reasons to be content
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
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