Findings:
- She Fucks Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- She loved me for my maths
- fuck me and marry me young
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- She looks at me and she laughs
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- She misses me
- Fuck me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- She only wants me for tech support
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- She Loves Me
- She said she loved me
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- She who abandons does not return
- She doesn't need me anymore
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- every little thing she does is magic
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Fuck me till I fart
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She approached me with some vague line
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- she, he, and me
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- She is still undoing me.
- She told me she wouldn't
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- She only wants me for sex
- where does that leave me?
- She Gave Sweet Love To Me
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- What RU-486 means to me
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Another bed she does not own
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me harder
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- does she need to touch her own face to know?
- fuck you pay me
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She just looks at me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Fuck me boots
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- She kills me
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She Blinded Me With Science
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She asked me to read her a poem
- she does not know how much I need this
- She found me on public transportation
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- That which does not kill me...
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- Tell him, she told me
- She told me to say that
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- She Speaks to Me
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- It does not sing for me
- Size does matter
- Why the sun shines
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- Jane Doe
- Nobody Does It Better
- MTV sucks
- Does
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- Color does not exist
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
- Mandibular block injection
- Does this ever go away?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why does ice float?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- Why does a bull buck?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- Does hate scare people?
- Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
- A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
- Mrs Doe Pee
- The "future" does not exist
- Does Santa exist?
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Difference in mass does affect acceleration
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
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