Findings:
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- every secret thing was made by some one
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- I was raised by the French government
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- What was stolen by someone else
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- I'm tired
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- An Overview of Classic Horror Novels Written by Women
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- It's late, and I'm tired
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Avril Lavigne
- avril cool (user)
- Avril 14th
- Saved by the Bell
- clue by four
- Chased by bears
- The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
- by
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- North by Northwest
- The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
- People referred to by three initials
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- design by contract
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- Call by value
- Call by value return
- Call by name
- Justification by faith
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Guided by Voices
- Two nations divided by a common language
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- Learning by doing
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- By the power of Grayskull!
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- virgin by choice
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- The skeleton by my closet
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- The Trial by Existence
- Murder By Experts
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
- Once By The Pacific
- Touched by An Angel
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
- Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
- Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
- Owned by cat
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Proof by Assertion
- See Mount Washington by canoe!
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- Surprised by Joy
- I can divide by zero
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Sorrow of Parting
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- As Time Goes By
- Not guilty by reason of insanity
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
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