Findings:
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- It will get better
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- There Will Be Blood
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- You will get yours
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Will You Stop Helping Me!
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- How do you get there?
- There's that feeling you get
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- I need your pain or I will not live
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- There Will Come Soft Rains
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- My new way to get there
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- whatever gets you there
- qanat get there from here
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- five will get you ten
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- For Better or For Worse
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
- Stop holding what isn't there
- I suspect nature itself will stop you
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- all the cute guys will be there
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Who Will Be There
- There will be time
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- there will be a last
- There will be no more stories to read
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- There will never be another you
- There Will Be Pieces of You
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- At least things can't get any worse
- Shit or get off the pot
- Getting rid of start menu items
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Life will get easier
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- I'll get there when I get there
- Vote Labour or the fox gets its
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- The worse it gets, the better it is
- The bomber will always get through
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- 15 will get you 20
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- we'll get there
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Solidarity and fifty cents will get you a cup of coffee
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
- Be there or be square
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- You can't get there from here
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- it feels good until you stop
- or we stop the sun from exploding, or move the planet
- there are no good or bad people
- There is for madness-cruel or complying
- There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- The pending healthcare bill
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