Findings:
- Was it ever there?
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- like nothing ever was
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- There was a time before
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- There was a time when I was a better person
- the best Christmas present ever
- There was a man and a woman
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- The best teacher I ever had
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- No shit, there I was
- There once was a girl named Irene
- I remember, there was one
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- One hour there was sunlight
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- There was once a Man
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Where's the kaboom?
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- The best line I ever used
- I was there
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There Once Was a Farmer
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- There Was No Leak
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- The best thing ever
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Parking warning
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- Same as it Ever Was
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- All you ever did was let it happen
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- Best Week Ever
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- There was a young lady of Riga
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- There was a rose that faded young
- The best comeback ever
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- There was a land where lived no violets
- There was an old lady
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Best Death Ever
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was a cold day
- the best damned story ever written
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- Before you, there was me
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Was There a Time
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- A knock there was upon the door
- There was a baby in China
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- There was a little girl
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- There Was A Friend
- and there was this girl
- Best smoke I've ever had
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- Once there was a way...
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- There was always the blue of you
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Best Buy
- best
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- Man's best friend
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- bilby
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- The Next Best Thing
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- My best dead friend
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- best man
- Baltimore has the best storms
- The Best of James
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