Findings:
- Helping people cheat
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- The tears of the earth keep her smile in blooms
- barefoot and pregnant
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- I keep her in my pocket
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Who wants some schlock
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- i just want to know who i am
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- Guys who wear skirts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- funny fat guy who dies
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- My mother wants her mother to die
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- Want (the state of not having her)
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- The bored who complain
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- i just want you to know who i am
- i want to know you. who you really are.
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- I don't want to see her
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- The one the queen keeps her eye on
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- She keeps her lies everywhere
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- keep raping Mother Nature and she'll keep eating her children
- The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
- oh, Johnny Johnny Johnny, I want that kind of love
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
- She's the kind of woman who
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Who wants a down vote
- Who wants trident?
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- On Being the one who goes away
- Barefooted
- The Barefoot Contessa
- Barefoot Revolution
- I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
- girl in love, barefoot
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- not as good as being there
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Supreme Beings of Leisure
- Don’t offer a lecture to someone who needs a hug.
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- at the thought of being close to you..
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