Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Mess up
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- They think it's all over
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- everyone has some burden they carry
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- To really mess things up takes a machine
- edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- cat haters
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Kids that age think they know it all
- They think I'm a god
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- The Clothes They Stood Up In
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I don't think the sun was up
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Doctor's office June 1987
- Doctor Schwa (user)
- spin doctor
- The Doctor
- Doctor Pepper
- Doctor Mirabilis
- witch doctor
- Doctors Without Borders
- The Good Doctor
- Water doctor
- Doctor Dre
- The Cobbler Turned Doctor
- M-x doctor
- Old Doctor
- Doctor Foster
- Doctor Evazan
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- Doctor Faustus
- Doctor Worm
- Doctor Wu
- Doctor Splat (user)
- Ancient Roman Doctors
- play doctor
- Doctor Fate
- Doctor Strange
- The Doctors
- Doctor V64
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- RMS vs the Doctor
- script doctor
- Doctor Octopus
- Dr. Slump
- Doctor Fishboy (user)
- conversation between doctors and children
- Doctor from Lhasa
- Barefoot Doctor
- Doctor Robert
- trust the doctor (user)
- Young Doctors in Love
- Doctor Knowall
- Doctor of the Church
- Spin Doctors
- The Circus of Doctor Lao
- Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
- Doctor jokes
- Doctor Yellow
- Theme from Doctor Pyser
- The Five Doctors
- Doctor Bong
- Doctor Sivana
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Doctor Fugwump (user)
- Doctor Strange (user)
- The Death of Doctor Island
- Doctor Doom
- Doctor Gene (user)
- Posing as a doctor is illegal in all fifty states
- Doctor Doom (user)
- Doctor Brodie's Report
- Doctor in the house
- Doctor Phibes Rises Again
- Bubbles' Trip To See the Doctor
- The Doctor and the Prince of Darkness Meet Again
- Doctor Who (category)
- Doctor Schlock (user)
- The Crying Doctor
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Doctor Korgon's Robotic Opus
- Doctor Korgon's imperfect clone
- Young Doctor Korgon's penisoid army
- The 11th Doctor
- The Doctor's Wife
- The Fourth Doctor
- The Doctor's Daughter
- Sarah visits the doctor
- Clockheart, the bridge's doctor
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