Findings:
- What in the world has come over me
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Fuck me till I fart
- Fuck me harder
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- something terrible comes over me
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- my body has taken over my thinking
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- He has redefined me, again and again
- feline allergies
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- bowl me over
- What golf has taught me
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- Fuck me boots
- She Fucks Me
- Experience has made me bitter
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- You have no power over me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- fuck you pay me
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- fuck me and marry me young
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Give a flying fuck
- flying fuck
- Fuck off
- Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
- skull fuck
- Fuck it
- The Big Space Fuck
- fuck all
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Friends who fuck
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Don't fuck llamas
- Fuck blame
- Fuck art, let's dance
- Fuck what other people think
- Fuck like bunnies
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Fuck as a mid-word addition
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- fucks with
- Born to fuck
- FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
- cool as fuck
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- fuck up
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- gender fuck
- cluster fuck
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
- Flip & Fuck
- Fuck you money
- Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Fucked Company
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
- Fuck the System
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
- People have fucked up before
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- Fuck the models
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Needlessly fuck with things
- Fuck as a mid-word addiction
- fuck with
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- What the fuck is this shit?
- Music? What the FUCK is music?
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- sympathy fuck
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
- Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- mercy fuck
- Fuck them all but the six
- fuck truck
- Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Fuck you, Jared!
- I fell in love with her first
- The "Fuck you, clown!" story
- fuck that
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
- fuck you it's friday night (document)
- Morrison's Lament
- Finally fucked
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Shut The Fuck Up
- The Deswearification of Fuck
- fuck u (user)
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
- fuck buddy
- fuckton
- what the fuck (user)
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- fuck you, migraine
- Fucked Up
- FUCK TARD (user)
- Fuck Machine
- boo boo kitty fuck (user)
- fuck off (user)
- clumsy fuck
- Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
- Nobody fucks with the Jesus
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- fucked m (user)
- Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
- Fuck Chopin!
- pussy fuck (user)
- A poor fuck pleasure
- Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
- FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Fucked up ways to die
- i love to fuck (user)
- fuck you!!! (user)
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquĆ
- Fuck your god
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- FUCK IT ALL (user)
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- You had to pretend success was fucked
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