Findings:
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- You can't get there from here
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- What I have learned from being fired
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to get your stuff voted up
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
- We get tangled up like wires
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- Come Up From the Fields Father
- Get home from work
- The Girl from Ipanema
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Spring's a girl from the streets at night
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- qanat get there from here
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- Up from the depths
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
- A voice from above
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- Everybody Get Up
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Get it up
- How to get a girl's attention
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- I told you I love you, now get out
- The Get Up Kids
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- can't get with
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- I can't wake up
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- At least things can't get any worse
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- You can never get away from yourself
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- I can't "get interested", dumbass
- Getting what you want from tech support
- The green Orion slave girl from Star Trek
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- needle-sharp, whispered the voice from the cellar
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- The girl from nowhere
- Ignore the voices from the trees
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- Up From The Downvote
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Get In Shape Girl
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Get Up and Bar the Door
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- Jack Gets Up
- How to not get the girl
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Can't tell if being trolled
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- I can't stand up for falling down
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- The Girl Can't Help It
- Can't we all just get along?
- I can't get comfortable here
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- Can't get you out of my head
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- People just expect things from me
- you can't escape from God on a Sunday
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Lessons in French from a girl: Vous and Tu
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- Voice from the Great Depression
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- One should expect as much from a machine
- Getting free pizza
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Stoned music memories
- Voices from the Hellmouth
- How to get DC power from AC
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- Girl from Mars
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting free computer parts
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- Up From Slavery
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Why can't I get over her
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Devil Girl from Mars
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Getting the most out of being a temp
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