Findings:

• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• You want that I should rough him up?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I didn't want him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• The Birthday Party
• birthday
• birthday suit
• 21st birthday
• When's your birthday?
• Happy Birthday
• birthday cake
• Happy Birthday to You
• Birthday Poem
• A bad 21st birthday
• Birthday Paradox
• Bilbo's birthday party
• Birthday attack
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• feminine birthday, masculine birthday
• 18th birthday
• old chestnut: common birthdays
• answer: common birthdays
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• It's Not My Birthday
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"
• my fourth birthday
• At my 13th birthday party
• Birthday Boy
• half birthday
• Traditional birthday Gifts
• your birthday
• Today is my birthday
• it was my birthday
• The Birthday of the Infanta
• The Birthday Celebration
• Same birthday as me
• Looking for cover on my birthday
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• binary birthday candles
• Eeyore's Birthday Party
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Queen's birthday
• My mother's birthday
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Birthday of the moon
• computer birthdays
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Birthday presents for fathers
• champagne birthday
• Evangelion - The Birthday of Rei Ayanami
• birthday party
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• Birthday node
• trick birthday candles
• The Birthday Party: Dramatis Personae
• birthday dinner
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• The Birthday of the World
• birthday jam
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• Sonic Adventure 2 Birthday Pack
• Job's Birthday
• Dutch birthday party protocol
• Golden birthday
• mkb's Birthday Beatdown... I mean Bar-B-Q
• Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
• The Birthday Massacre
• Birthday Letters
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Marine Corps Birthday Ball
• Marine Corps Birthday
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• Deeahblita's Dynamite Derriere-Bouncing 30th Birthday Bash
• First Annual Noder's Toga and BirthdaySuit Birthday Party
• Noder Love Cats: A Goth Birthday Bash in London
• It's your birthday
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
• Orange birthday cake
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Good Rules for Birthdays
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Ozma's Birthday Presents
• It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
• How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
• no more golden birthdays
• The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
• Birthday Registry (registry)
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• Birthday Girl (user)
• birthday month
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• The Benedictine monk's birthday
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• Birthday Beans
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• For Him I Sing
• Just give him the damned fish
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Jen, I really hate him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• To Him Who Waits
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• death passed him by
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• She Misses Him
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• My self-image hurts him
• I was Chris to him

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