Findings:
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Her hair, tangled
- Hot Dog is King Food for Next Decade
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Break up at the food court
- When I have female children
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- When I Grow Up
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- dog food
- when we were children
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- What I want to be when I grow up
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- vegetarian dog food
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- When Renny wakes up
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- when dogs puke
- Chop it up
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
- What up, Dog?
- When impressing friends with food
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- When you wake up feeling old
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- When children become people
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When We Grow Up
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- What do you see when you look up?
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Children and Dogs
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- The City of Lost Children
- Methuselah's Children
- Keep out of the reach of children
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- children's book
- Chilling cruelty of children
- Children's Hospital
- Children with magnets
- Millions of Dead Children
- Children's Television Workshop
- little children
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
- Advice for dealing with children
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- Highlights for Children
- Good places to hide refugee children
- Jump, Little Children
- ancient children
- Children's Crusade
- Albuquerque Children's Museum
- Children of God
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Music Has the Right to Children
- how many children are bedwetters
- Drug-guzzling children entertainers
- T.A.Z.: Wild Children
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Miseducation of the children
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- The education of America's children
- Children's Defense Fund
- The names of my unborn children
- children as an infinite source of power
- O Come, Little Children
- Five Children and It
- The Railway Children
- It's always for those damn children
- children of a lesser God
- Beware: Children At Play
- Children of the Screens
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- All My Children
- Songs to Aging Children Come
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to Take Group Photos of Children
- Children's Miracle Network
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Children and Youth Services
- Breeders: your children do not make you superior
- Communicating with children
- Give Me Your Children
- Small children remember in black and white sometimes
- The Torture of Children -- The World's Secret Shame
- Atheist children get presents day
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Sex Gang Children
- Children's Television Act of 1990
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Children of Chernobyl
- Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
- Japanese elementary school children
- suffer the little children to come unto me
- Prospero's Children
- Dream Children: A Reverie
- The children are all crying in their pens
- Mason's Children
- Israeli Children's Songs
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- River Wearing Children's Limbs
- The Children of the Night
- Whole Duty of Children
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Children's Express
- Children of Cult Leaders
- Lady Murasaki Shikibu: On Children
- conversation between doctors and children
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- When the Bough Breaks
- UN Sanctions and the Mortality of Iraqi Children: Facts and Figures
- Children of the Mind of Christ
- Songs for Children
- Children of divorce
- children's emotional needs
- The Lost Children of Rockdale County
- Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television
- Children Pizza
- Suffer Little Children
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- toothless grins on strange children
- Ryan Gray playground for all children
- How children draw
- The Gold Children
- The Two Kings' Children
- The Sparrow and his Four Children
- Special needs for special children
- Creepy Susie and Thirteen Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children
- Australian Children during 1788 - 1830
- We want children to read
- Language skills and deaf children
- Shriners Hospitals for Children
- Myths surrounding single parent children
- Shaka's Children: A History of the Zulu People
- Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
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