Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
- Who Cares A Lot
- An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
- Spring doesn't care about you at all
- I came out here to remember it all
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- Guys who wear skirts
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Helping people cheat
- Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- we who are about to die salute you
- The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Does God care who wins?
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Who are you, and what are you doing here?
- The day I found out I was a guy
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- We who are here are still here, inviting others
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You, standing
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- I don't care about the air
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- The Book of Who Cares
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- out and about
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- I know what I'm talking about
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Who died here?
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- I'm just here for the candy
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm glad you're here.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- It's too crowded out here
- I'm Still Here
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm not talking about
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- A boat does not care about its wake
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- Why I no longer care about pretty girls
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- People who carp about their jobs
- I couldn't care less about diversity
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- The bored who complain
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- I'm about to create a new node!
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- here's the thing about the brain download
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Here's the thing about losing a limb
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- Type A blood
- Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- funny fat guy who dies
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- I'm the Bad Guy
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
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