The Early Years
Shortly after I was born, my parents were killed on a family picnic. Luckily, I was taken in and raised by a swarm of bees.
The Latter Years
Three words: honey, honey, honey.
The Story of my Name, if You Are Curious
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Hobgoblins consistently have foolish little minds." Anonymous, as far as I know
allseeingeye kindly points out that "the Hobgoblin was 3 different people. That is not very consistent." allseeingeye is very wise.