sarabandegreen
- user since
- Wed Apr 28 2004 at 05:04:21 (20 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri Jan 15 2016 at 00:20:55 (8.3 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 25 - View sarabandegreen's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 4 (Wordsmith) / 1290
- C!s spent
- 7
- mission drive within everything
- To find a writeup better than "So this one-legged man walks into a bar", or if this proves impossible, to give back a tenth of what I've taken from the ether.
- specialties
- Hating mediocrity, ergo...hypocrisy.
- school/company
- The Drunk Monks...Are Dead.
- motto
- don't sum yourself up in a single aphorism?
- most recent writeup
- Silly Song for the Newly in Love
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User Bookmarks:
- Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
- Alternatives to breaking up a relationship
- April 14, 2011
- English As She Is Spoke
- Falling in love with your best friend
- Garage bands which never made it to the garage
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- How to pack someone out of your life
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
- Make Tenure Fast
- Post-breakup recovery techniques
- Post-Modern Existentialist Dialectics and Jerry Springer
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- Strategic Transcendence on $5 a day (idea)
- The airport test of relationships
- The Awful German Language
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
- What it's like to be in love
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
- Your Boyfriend Hates You