Findings:
- I'm so sorry
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- i'm in love with my own sins
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- A Love So True
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i've worked very hard to become so
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- It is the uncertainty of life-threatening moments that I so dread, and so love
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
- (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
- i love your mom very much yes i do
- What it's like to be in love
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- You, standing
- I'm glad you're here.
- It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
- I'm Still Here
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
- I'm not very cool
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- So. Central Rain
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Why I love Pascal so much
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- We love you very much
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Love is never having to say you're sorry
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- so sorry (user)
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I'm Not Sorry
- You're so come here go away
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'm just here for the candy
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Sorry, I don't work here
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- i'm here. are you here?
- there is very little that all christians would agree on
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm sorry
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm so tough
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- I'm in love: A reflection on life
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- I'm not old enough to love you
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- I'm Not In Love
- And so, we made sweet love with the weather
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Friday, I'm in love
- feline allergies
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
- Bringing Home the Unconventional Bacon
- Christian Reformed Doctrine
- Christian Hayes
- Christian martyr
- Christian Death
- very funny money handler
- Christian view of the Big Bang
- A Christian viewpoint on existentialism
- Christian sheep
- Rice Christian
- The Christian Serpent
- The Christian God and Particle Physics
- Christian Wolff
- Beyond Belief: Christian Arguments for God's Existence
- Christian challenge
- Christian Mythology
- Hans Christian Ørsted
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