Findings:
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- He brings me books like flowers
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- he that is not with me is against me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- he calls me monster
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Carve Me Some Wood, G-dog
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- he calls me girly (user)
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- kick me
- some say he was never here at all
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Cut me some slack
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- where does that leave me?
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- What RU-486 means to me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- What does he bend?
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He Hate Me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- she, he, and me
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He taught me how to smoke
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The day he gave me a lift
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Does He Take Sugar?
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- kick me (user)
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- She approached me with some vague line
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- That which does not kill me...
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- He called me Sarah once
- It does not sing for me
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- Size does matter
- Why the sun shines
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- Jane Doe
- Nobody Does It Better
- MTV sucks
- Does
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- Color does not exist
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
- Mandibular block injection
- Does this ever go away?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- What does God need with a starship?
- Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why does ice float?
- To which side does your penis lean?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- Why does a bull buck?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- Does hate scare people?
- Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
- A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
- Mrs Doe Pee
- The "future" does not exist
- Does Santa exist?
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
- Difference in mass does affect acceleration
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- EGBDF
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Does Lou Reed still crossdress?
- infinity does a handstand
- Television does more than rot your brain
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