Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've finally reached some sort of consensus: I hate you. Please hate me back, it'll be so much simpler."

• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I've earned my hate, earned it!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I've Gotta Be Me
• He Hate Me
• So much it scares me
• let me hate for you
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• People will find some reason to hate others
• The stranger who hates me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• You make it so hard to hate
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You'll Be Back
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Let me be your fantasy
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• That would be me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• far be it from me
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Some things that fly there be
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If your wish be to close me
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• You're too young to be so old
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• So mote it be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Look siad me Be like me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• So you want to be evil
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I'll be back
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• There is some place I need to be
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I want my Forest of Eriador back please
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Get back to me
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• It's good to be back
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• so be it
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Free to Be, You and Me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Be gentle with me
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• So you wanna be a hacker
• it'll be on the test
• What it's like to be in love
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• So you want to be a waitress
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• OBAFGKM
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• So you want to be a star?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You could be so delicious
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• The Emergency Services called me back
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Give me back my bike!
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me

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