Findings:
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- I have root on your head
- Off with his head!
- He flops over and bonks his head
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- I must have three heads
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- Could I Have Been?
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- How could you ever have enough?
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- If only I could get into her head
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Penis for a day
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Astro City #5
- I could have been Canadian
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I wish I could open his eyes
- drop a piano on his head
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Could you have danced with me?
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- They could have saved Kevin
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I could have been one of a two
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- could
- A little child could never kill this clean
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- I wish I could cry
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Because I could not Stop for Death
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- I wish I could invent shit
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Could you give a little turtle a shot?
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- If I could let the universe swallow you whole
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- The Little Engine that Could
- I could make a habit out of you
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- i think i could love you
- I wish I could sleep on my back
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- If I could do it all over again
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Things that could be
- We could all be blind
- I could keep my sexuality private
- I could eat a horse
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- Sometimes I wish I could just not care
- I could not fire
- If you could see me cry
- I could taste the air
- How one man could control the Senate
- It was the least I could do
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- A remembrance day I wish I could forget
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- we could get lost in the fall
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I could hear her thoughts
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- You said you could hear the galaxy
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- If I could be someone
- When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
- In the darkness, where we could barely see
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- The mountain could be home
- If I Could Say Mother
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
- Could AOL phone home?
- You could be so delicious
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel
- Could/can vs Would/will
- might could
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Society could use basic cable rebirth
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
- With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
- the Rip
- Could I bookmark you?
- If you could see her through my eyes
- It Could Happen to You
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- The Princess No-one Could Silence
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- Farther than I could see
- If these walls could talk
- A monkey could direct epee
- Her face could make the ocean ache
- I wish I could burn like god
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- I could not leave it lonely.
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