Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "anything I say or do will eventually be used against me in the Court of Dad"

• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• You are as free now as you ever have been or ever will be
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Or at least it used to be
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• That would be me
• I will always be weird inside
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• Be gentle with me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• You will be assimilated
• I fear I will be nothing
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• we used to be punk
• Even the dead will not be safe
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• OBAFGKM
• The end will be a sellout
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• You people will trash anything.
• doesn't look like anything to me
• The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
• i will never make anything as beautiful as the sky
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Be a model or just look like one
• node that will be my legacy
• I'm going to be a Dad
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Will I cease to be
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• lost, or trying to be
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• not as funny as it used to be
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Carl Everett
• why I think I can't do anything
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• Do I want anything?
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• To do is to be
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• The revolution will not be televised
• the world will be remade in our image
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Free to Be, You and Me
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Ask Me Anything
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• To use the spear against the shield
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• far be it from me
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• all the cute guys will be there
• Will I be given that chance?
• To be or not to be
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The television will not be revolutionized
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be time
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Boys will be boys
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy

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