Findings:
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- A woman will do anything if she loves you.
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Or at least it used to be
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- lost, or trying to be
- The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- The television will not be revolutionized
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Who Will Be There
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- far be it from me
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- There will be time
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- OBAFGKM
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- not as funny as it used to be
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- why I think I can't do anything
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- Do I want anything?
- The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
- You will be assimilated
- To be or not to be
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Will I be given that chance?
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Even the dead will not be safe
- What life after death will really be like
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- I fear I will be nothing
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I will always be weird inside
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- I used to be a constitutional literalist.
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The end will be a sellout
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- That would be me
- You people will trash anything.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I can't say anything to you.
- doesn't look like anything to me
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
- The revolution will not be televised
- To do is to be
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- the world will be remade in our image
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- To use the spear against the shield
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- all the cute guys will be there
- Be a model or just look like one
- node that will be my legacy
- Boys will be boys
- Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
- we used to be punk
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Ask Me Anything
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- Be gentle with me
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Will I cease to be
- returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
- Carl Everett
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
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