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• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Or at least it used to be
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The end will be a sellout
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• To do is to be
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• not as funny as it used to be
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• node that will be my legacy
• all the cute guys will be there
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I will always be weird inside
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Be gentle with me
• You people will trash anything.
• I'll do anything to pass
• doesn't look like anything to me
• The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
• the world will be remade in our image
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Be a model or just look like one
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• That would be me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• lost, or trying to be
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The television will not be revolutionized
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I fear I will be nothing
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Who Will Be There
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• OBAFGKM
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• why I think I can't do anything
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• Do I want anything?
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• Free to Be, You and Me
• You will be assimilated
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• To be or not to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Ask Me Anything
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• To use the spear against the shield
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I'm going to be a Dad
• we used to be punk
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• What life after death will really be like
• far be it from me
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• There will be time
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Carl Everett
• Will I cease to be
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Boys will be boys

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