Across the hall neighbors...
I've got a
friend who has an
unusual problem. He gets really
worked up because his across the hall
neighbor leaves a pair of his
shoes in the hall next to his door. It's just an
ordinary pair of shoes. I don't think they
smell bad or anything; my friend just doesn't like to look at them when he walks by.
Now, I've had neighbors that leave
trash in front of their door and I met someone the other day whose neighbor leaves
cat food and a
smelly pillow outside their door. These things
bother me slightly.
But a pair of shoes?
I could probably get past the
whole thing if that was all there was to tell. But he got
so irritated by the shoes that he actually
stole the lace from one of them. Not even a
note or a
polite confrontation in the hallway, he just steals one of his laces!
I gave him a
hard time about it, so he put the lace back beside one of the shoes. The
poor guy must not have realized the lace was gone, because the next day the shoes were gone, but the lace was still there.
A few days later another pair of shoes appears outside the neighbor's door and
what does my friend do?
Swipes another lace.