randombit
- user since
- Mon Sep 13 1999 at 16:13:10 (9.1 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri Oct 3 2008 at 22:17:01 (1.5 weeks ago )
- number of write-ups
- 198 - View randombit's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 4 (Scribe) / 6012
- C!s spent
- 207
- mission drive within everything
- Find luv and/or a sammich (and get a homenode pic)
- specialties
- Paranoia
- motto
- Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
- most recent writeup
- Reentrant
Unless otherwise marked, everything I've written on this site is under the CC Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 license.
Currently, I have 192 writups (discounting all Day Logs and Dream Logs), of which the following are (to my mind) non-factual:
Thus (191-7)/191 ≈ 96% of my writeups are factual. 10/24/2003, 22:00: EDB beats the living crap out of randombit with a pool cue. sam512 says Good thinking. A place on the last shuttle off Earth has been reserved just for you. Webster 1913: My interests are wide and varied, unlike your limited scope of interests. Noung says You suck ten types of balls! And you ENJOY IT! (Damn right, Noung) 2/28/2005, 23:30:
Best of me: Todo list:
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User Bookmarks:
- Scud: The Disposable Assassin
- Meatloaf
- blue goo
- protected mode
- Meet The Feebles
- berserk
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- analytical engine
- Strip club
- Disintegration
- Poppy Z. Brite
- IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
- The role of unbelievers is to ensure religions are benign
- CDMA
- Everything is love, love is everything
- Girls with glasses
- J-pop
- Annie Dillard
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Hon
- pathological techno-fetishist with social deficit
- low self-esteem
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- How to get people to leave you alone
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Gyoza
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Short hair on women (idea)
- Negra Modelo
- haggai
- Selected Ambient Works 85-92
- Pie is good
- cheongsam
- Textured Vegetable Protein Chili (idea)
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Kowloon Walled City
- The Eye of Argon
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Swedish fish in the bottom of your beer glass
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- People with programming languages named after them
- The last cigarette before you quit smoking
- Seasoning a wok
- A Thousand and One Arabian Nights
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Cream of Green Chili Soup
- Why Boston navigating is like Everything
- the baddest motherfucker in the world
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self discovery
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's (idea)
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Smoke a cigarette and go home
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- Sensei's recipes
- A moral system based on more and better sex
- How to be a fuck-up
- We're all missing the point on computer security
- Daily Evil - Monday, September 11th (idea)
- Food orgasm
- Anime Drinking Game
- grievous errors of sysadministration
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- That's it. I quit team sanity.
- Paranoia just ain't cool anymore. (idea)
- Nick Cave's Love Song Lecture
- tiny involuntary movements of desire
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- Introducing yourself to the large-breasted woman
- Warning Signs of Occult Involvement
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- We journal only when we hurt
- Smoking while bathing
- Rules for drinking forties
- Some tips on coping with bipolar disorder
- replay attack
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- Ye Old Lovecraftian Bake Shoppe
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- C++: computing Fibonacci numbers at compile time
- Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Time Cube
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- Vice_hkpnx
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Refill Only with Kikkoman
- exotic shotgun ammo
- Possible uses of pleasure center stimulation
- How far are you from anything?
- Life in the American business world
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- How to meet the most girls
- How to perform a Denial of Service attack
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- My secret about cigarettes
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Holy Grail Sandwich
- A Young Ninja's Story
- Ethnic Stereotypes in Street Fighter 2
- Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles
- About some girl
- Abstractosexuality
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Random thoughts of discontent
- The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
- In defense of robot domination
- A guide to Mississippi porch etiquette
- template meta-programming
- Toyotomi Hideyoshi
- How to survive against humans
- Donnie Darko
- Why the willow weeps
- Japanese Recipes
- Falling out of love with friends
- GSM (thing)
- E2 guide to music you've never heard of
- Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
- ILU ATST IH8U
- Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
- Blood is a good measure of pain (idea)
- flavorgasm
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Styles of Japanese swordmaking
- C++: Checking units at compile time
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Project for the New American Century
- Japan's 21st century crisis
- Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out (fiction)
- huevos suburbos
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- Diamond Sutra
- I long for summer (idea)
- moloch36
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (thing)
- VisualBoyAdvance (thing)
- Hearts and Minds
- Being a foreign female in Japan (idea)
- lie group
- Capital Beltway (place)
- Ahi tuna tartare Renaissance
- Massachusetts walking style (idea)
- Top 10 Reasons to elect Giant Squid
- Almond and cassia shortcake with strawberries simmered in Crème de Fraise
- zombie (idea)
- Miroku
- Emergent Artificial Intelligence (essay)
- infotainment telesector
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid. (place)
- There is no such thing as a love story
- save point
- Basics of personal mythology
- Hiding things in discount stores
- Smoke (place)
- naan (thing)
- Street Fighter (thing)
- Daimajin
- weird (but yummy) purple chicken
- En Petite Nodermeet
- Glory, Hallelujah: A noderhike in Harper's Ferry