After years of experience in the
Food Service Industry (I wait tables), let me tell you
The Facts:
1)
Waiters/Waitresses make their living off the
tips.
2) The food's
quality is the responsibility of the
cooks, not the server.
3) Many times, if food arrives different than ordered, then the cooks or the
expeditor is responsible, not the server.
4) Servers have to deal with a lot of
assholes in a day, don't be one of those
assholes.
5) Tip Scale for
assholes, rural hicks, royal bitches, and
ethnic or foriegn idiots:
0% for
bad service,
5% for
good service,
10% for
excellent service
6) Tip Scale for everyone else:
0% never,
5% for
bad service,
10% for
mediocre service,
15% for
good service,
20% for
excellent service
7) If you
can't afford to tip for service, Eat
Fast Food!
8) If you
dont like to tip for service, Eat
Fast Food!
9) If you are
cheap, Eat
Fast Food!
10) If you understand all of the above, then Welcome to
Friday's! :)