One of the banes of my pale-skinned existence.

I have very dark hair and very pale skin.. Possibly I just need more sun, who's to say? Anyhow, I was cursed with incredibly fast-growing facial hair.

What all this means is that I effectively have a permanent five o'clock shadow.

Very much like that Simpsons episode where Homer shaves and within seconds his five o'clock shadow re-appears with a 'pop!'.

I have contemplated a facial wax on more than one occasion.