This is
something I do as often as possible.
I do it with caution, I do it with care,
I do it by rubbing its nose.
I do it by smiling more than I can bear,
I do it by taking off clothes.
The real problem is that I never really found out how to sate it. Somewhat like a human
lover, who once turned on finds it
hard to turn it off, my Ego now needs
constant pampering and attention. I hope to someday find its
Ego G-spot, or whatever those things have, and
get it over with.