Unfortunately, this doesn't work quite so well if you have the
singing voice of the aforementioned
sick cow. The joke is especially
bad if the person you are serenading is a
veterinarian's daughter (
true story.)
I recommend wearing typical spanish gear, an outrageous sombrero and and light guitar.
LEARN TO PLAY BEFORE YOU ARRIVE.
Failing this get a
backup band to serenade her while you sing the basic
melody. It might be a
good idea to give her *
some* warning about this otherwise it may not go
well.
Also, and this is vital, make sure she is in...
(alas another true story)