I wrote a series of short secret admirer letters for a girl that I felt I should share with all you romantics out there.
This is for a special girl named
Natalie
A great name, it rhymes with
straddle me
If I was to rush a Fratalie
I would make sure you were the
one to paddle me
Two gangsters or thugs are we
Everything we do is hood ratalie
You’re hometown may be Batesville
But I want to take you to
Let’s-Dates-Ville
Cause the only thing that makes
my day right
Is hanging with you, Natty Light
Sincerely,
Your secret admirer
Natty Natty Natty, can’t you see?
Sometimes your looks just hypnotize me
And I just love your foxy ways
Guess that’s why they suck; you got swag for days
The fact that we are not together makes me sour
It’s the reason I cry whenever I shower
Without you, my world is wrong
It’s reminiscent of a Macy Gray song
You have a nice scooter
And by scooter I mean pooter
You also have a nice face
And by face I mean pooter, and face as well
Wow, this is getting out of hand
Sincerely,
Bustamove