As sung to
do re mi fa so la ti do, just like
Julie Andrews did...
DOUGH... The stuff that buys me
beer.
RAY... The guy that sells me
beer.
ME... The guy who drinks the
beer
FAR... The distance to my
beer.
SO... I think I'll have a
beer.
LA... La la la la la la
beer.
TEA... No thanks, I'm drinking
beer.
That will bring us back to...
DOH!
--
Homer Simpson