eliserh
- user since
- Sun Jun 22 2003 at 11:29:04 (5.2 years ago )
- last seen
- Tue Aug 5 2008 at 06:57:47 (1.1 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 132 - View eliserh's writeups (feed)
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- 5 (Monk) / 3669
- C!s spent
- 168
- mission drive within everything
- The undying unity between law and sauce
- specialties
- constitutional law, asylum law, languages, comparative law, emergency medicine, cardiology
- school/company
- University of Cincinnati, outies, ninjagirls
- most recent writeup
- The Handmaid's Tale
Photo: Penne in marinata di pomodoro all'aceto balsamico tradizionale, made by eliserh Praise for Minestrone Mucchione 03:22: Simulacron3: I cooked up a big pot of minestrone mucchione the other day, with some variations. Superb.03:23: eliserh: Really? 03:23: eliserh: What variations? 03:25: Simulacron3: added green beans, didn't have cayenne, added kidney beans, tomato sauce, not paste (what I had, etc.) 03:25: eliserh: The beans are more in keeping with the traditional minestrone anyway. But you liked it? 03:26: Simulacron3: Maybe others. I take recipes as inspirations more than exact procedures and use what I have rather than shop special. 03:26: Simulacron3: Am loving it. 12 quart pot. 03:27: unperson: Sim3: Iron Chef's non-union mexican equivalent. 03:28: Simulacron3: Good recipe. Thanks to elise for sharing. 03:28: eliserh: I always make a huge pot of it as well 03:28: eliserh: It freezes very well. You can rehthaw it weeks later and it still tastes great 03:29: eliserh: Glad you liked it 03:30: Simulacron3: I added some basil, too. Cooking is a pretty fluid, spontaneous thing for me. I like soups, stews, gumbos, etc. 03:31: Simulacron3: Always taste better after a day or two. The chemistry is very complex. New! Check out the first weekly instalment of my serial novel,John and Silke De nuevo quieren manchar Revised and expanded: Men's rights movement — 26 May 2007 Родина — Important notice: I hear that people have been wondering about my recent inactivity. I just want to let everyone who's been asking lately know that I'm not gone. I've just, for the first time in my life, had a decent amount of translation work to do (following a week's vacation in the Outer Banks), during which time I had no internet access. So I'm still here, and I may actually node sometime soon. Here are some topics you may see: September 11, 1973: The Pinochet Tapes /me misses Gritchka: I just found out a few minutes ago that Gritchka decided to leave E2. I'm sure I'm not alone in feeling that he will be sorely missed. His friendly disposition and willingness to help, not to mention his ability to have a casual conversation about grammaticalizations and light verbs, were amongst the things that convinced me, when I first arrived, that it was worth dedicating some energy to this place. If anyone happens to have a way to get in touch with him, please message me. I have a message I'd like to give him and no other way to get in touch. La petite mort, heppigirl, and ninjapenguin rock (and have excellent handwriting, too)! Noders I've had the great pleasure of meeting in person (in chronological order): Wiccanpiper, dann, Siobhan. Travel Vignettes: 35-Mark-Ticket My Lawnodes: Abstention doctrine My Medical Nodes: Cardiomegaly My Commentary: A Refund for a Report Translator/Interpreter/Editor/Proofreader, working in Cincinnati toward degrees in law and medicine Languages Spoken: Russian, Japanese, German, Spanish, French, Italian, Norwegian, Dutch, Portuguese, English, and othersSpecialisations: Legal, Medical, Technical, CommercialWhen I'm not noding here, I'm either doing my translation work, or I'm looking for work doing translating, interpreting, writing, or doing legal writing and research. Anyone who'd like a writing sample can contact me at erhendrick@cinci.rr.com. Also be sure to visit eliserh.deviantart.com and www.flickr.com/photos/fleur_d_elise! Mini-rant du jourI recently had occasion to make use of my ISP's tech support services, which prompted them to send me a customer satisfaction survey. They gave space to respond in detail with regard to one's opinion of the electronic voice mail menu system: The system, like so many others, requires considerable ingenuity on the part of customers in order to speak with an actual human being. Navigating the menu is a game of strategy in itself. In general, there are few things in life more irritating than taking direction from an inanimate object that can think of nothing better to do than have me listen to someone else's radio. More fun with tech support: This is a note I sent to MSN's "help" service this evening in an effort to close a Hotmail account: I am trying to close my Hotmail/.NET Passport account. According to the rather minimalist help documentation available, this is a theoretical possibility; however, the help file on closing a .NET Passport account does not include information such as how one might go about closing one's .NET Passport account. For this reason, I have two questions:1) If I close my .NET Passport account, will this also cancel my web-based Hotmail acccount? Watch for my upcoming article in the Media Watch section of Fierce Magazine this winter! AT NEWSSTANDS NOW! yaar says it seems that you have no faith in the free market system and the American way. YA THINK? A fair and balanced way to begin a Real American newscast:
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