SPOONPERCH
"Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!"
-Aretha Franklin, as Mrs. Murphy, The Blues Brothers
love the Queen of Soul
"Well, allow me to introduce myself to you as an advocate of Ornamental Knowledge. You like the mind to be a neat machine, equipped to work efficiently, if narrowly, and with no extra bits or useless parts. I like the mind to be a dustbin of scraps of brilliant fabric, odd gems, worthless but fascinating curiosities, tinsel, quaint bits of carving, and a reasonable amount of healthy dirt. Shake the machine and it goes out of order; shake the dustbin and it adjusts itself beautifully to a new position."
If you can name the author and work, I will give you chings to spend and other blessings....
I yam an Content Editor administrator.
I can actually write in English when I try,
and I'm full of opinions about writing well, the chatterbox notwithstanding. If you have
questions, concerns, rants, heaps of praise, thank yous, what have you, ask me....
I'm looking for art - a combination of good craft and an original idea.
I'll still give chings for any of these filled well -
Cohousing (book)
Building sustainable communities (book)
handspinning
roving
spinning linen
candle making
chopping wood
felling timber - Bitriot, 5 stars!
log cabin construction
timber framing
straw bale construction
cob construction
adobe construction
rammed earth construction
permaculture
and, just for fun, a 100 word challenge....
Tell me of the nature of home
Yes I will yes
@
"I am going to the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, to find out what the Crocodile has for dinner."
part of the story:
December 21, 2004
The Waiting Place
Bolt from the blue
Taken By Storm
grundoon and wertperch's handfasting vows
then it mostly picks up down below, in the Cancer Saga.
Jet-Poop I prefer to think of Evil Catullus not as black or beige or African-American, but as a GIANT HOWLING MONSTER CREATURE WEARING A VERY SCARY HAT AND SHORT PANTS
@ grundoon licks Evil Catullus.
@ grundoon Ya know, because of the multiple threads, that just came out WAAAY wrong.
$ Excalibre I think of Evil Catullus as a map with a stilletto stuck through it.
Evil Catullus is currently wearing long pants, thank you very much. But they ARE zip offs.
Jet-Poop Grundie is also a GIANT HOWLING MONSTER CREATURE WEARING A VERY SCARY HAT AND SHORT PANTS, but her scary hat is pink and has a veil.
Jet-Poop FOR MODESTY.
wordnerd No, I think a grundoon crush is a good thing. Like being eaten alive by the cutest kittens ever.
wordnerd Also, p.s., btw, fwiw, I made bargains with republicans for my power. So it's fleeting, but utterly empty tasting... Wait...
Evil Catullus Bah, only Karl Rove counts as an eldritch being too horrible for the human mind to comprehend. You made your deal with Scooter Libby.
grundoon While yer making a list, LE, add a /crush noder.
wertperch I have a crush on grundoon
wordnerd cutest. kittens. ever.
for you long-winded peeps:
E2grundoon AT GEE MAIL (You know the real addy!) DOT com.
http://tinyurl.com/48jrj
gwenllian is the funk queen of the universe for
sending the BEST care packages!
toughtitties!
I have had breast cancer.
Infiltrating ductal carconoma with nodal involvement.
Stage IIIC operable breast cancer
The whole saga:
A year before it all began: toughtitties
(R) breast and (R) axilla
Caught in the medical machine
Going Amazonian
When the Breast Fairy Comes
So there we were, in Oncology, wishing for Star Trek technology
Weddings, and other Sundrie Diversions
Support the Amazons: A Dual-Function Ninjagirls Bakesale for Boobies
Seven Down, One to Go
1950s technology meets 21st-century woman.
Getting better, but cancer SUCKS
tit bits
healing vs. curing
An Open Letter to Macy's regarding Tits
Chemotherapy. DONE.
Radiation. DONE.
Surgery. DONE.
I have hair, and it's NOW RED. (I was Bored on the Fourth of July).
Please send Anything you want! We love snail mail. .
Love,
The One-Boobed Systyrs of the Apocalypse
SO SEND US A POSTCAhd, AWREADY!
christine grundoon, kevin wertperch, and tess imp/buddha wertoon
1204 Colby Drive
Davis, CA 95616
fire opal diamond ruby emerald jet
I will share my stories of affection and love, gentleness and strangeness, ignorance and desperation, intelligence and grace-- all in a way that is awake.
Exploring this landscape of spirit between us...
I am
♀ ♈ ☉ ☸ ☥
Put it down to butterfly soup and my sweetheart.
All work by grundoon copyright christine ottaway, all rights reserved. talk to me if you want creative commons.
It's all cigar smoke and old ideas.
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