"Reality" is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.

If I were half the woman I used to be, I'd have kicked your ass and played bass licks on your grave by now...
but now I use words like "delightful."
I tend to stay quiet.

the fantastic Jurph was kind enough to grace me with Gmail.
some bastard stole my handle, so i added a clever '2.' nyuk.

you can also catch me on The Bane of Our Existence as beindigoe. talk to me.

also on livejournal: beindigoe

.....i...heart...noders.....
*hot damn! (sorta)*

NOTE: i am not this mofo. nor am i this mofo. as a matter of fact, they're goin' down. in a STEEEEEEEL CAAAAAGEMATCH, baby.

want a piece of my ekw?

cool like sea glass on ya momma's ass...
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rockin' the casbah

pylon: heh, the Catholic Church has a much funnier look at it's ministers. Once ordained, you're always ordained. Even if you flip off the Pope, piss on the altar, and marry three hookers in Utah. =)

Maylith: I once *told* a spider to scram, and it did. It was a bit eerie.
mcd: Yeah, I once told Shelob to suck a dick, and wouldn't you know it, the porn industry has never been the same.

_{i think i'll keep you.}

and am i the only one who stumbles across RTFM and immediately thinks
Respect The Fucking Monkey?

yeah, i didn't think so.

Tralala PIE
Bum-pa-dump GIN
coo-ca-choo BOOBIES
lalala KICKINASS!