The Cartridge Family
Marge: Mmm! No! (pulls gun from Homer) No one’s using this gun! The TV said you’re 58 percent more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder!
Homer: TV said that . . . ? But I have to have a gun! It’s in the Constitution!
Lisa: Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today!
Homer: You couldn’t be more wrong, Lisa. If I didn’t have this gun, the king of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. (pushing Lisa) Do you want that? (pushing her harder) Huh? Do you?
Lisa: (quietly indignant) No . . .
Homer: All right, then.