I recently saw the following on a vertical and inappropriately placed billboard, next to another billboard in the traditional position advertising the following:
LieQuest 2024: A Lie Quest of Mythologically Discordian Proportions.
I wonder what that's all about. I wonder a lot of things.

Never
Irritate
Cantankerous
Kangaroos

Another
Year where I
Anguishly await
Lots and lots of
Additional surgeries

Maybe
Under
Such
Terms

Death
Is
Encouraged



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