The Succ-U-Bus is also one of the
myriad bots in
Starship Titanic. The Succ-U-Bus is voiced by the late
Douglas Adams, creator of the game.
Aboard the Starship Titanic, there is a Succ-U-Bus in almost every room or corridor. One can use the Succ-U-Bus system to transport objects around the ship, though the bot is not without its flaws. Outside of its below-average intelligence, it also has an affinity for chicken. An attempt to send a chicken through the Succ-U-Bus will result in nothing but a satiated Succ-U-Bus.
"Mama" Succ-U-Bus is located in the Bilge Room. Any item that is lost by the Succ-U-Bus system ends up with her.
"You want suck? I suck. You want blow? I blow. You want intellectual disputation? I got a big belch."
--Succ-U-Bus