Happy birthday to me. I'm 24 today.

- My last year of being single has come to a close. I'm not going to miss it one bit. Amen.
- What was most likely my last year of living in the world that makes sense (New York) has come to a close. I'm still mourning.
- My last year of working shitty-ass retail mall jobs if over. Praise Yahweh.

Now, where was I?