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• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to get hit by a car
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Oh joyous day! Let's!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Where's the kaboom?
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• OBAFGKM
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Oh to be Odd!
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• What it must feel like to die
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• What life after death will really be like
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Where did you get that hat?
• Oh, dear
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Oh, my car!
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Oh like pedagogy you mean
• Surgeons must be very careful
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Be careful and don't fall down
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• That'll Be the Day
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Hot pursuit
• Andreas - We All Must Cross
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Attention must be paid
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• There will be no more stories to read
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I must die or be better
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Be careful what you wish for
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male

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