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• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to get hit by a car
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Oh where oh where has my dear tinker gone
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• What life after death will really be like
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
• Oh like pedagogy you mean
• Where's the kaboom?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Oh joyous day! Let's!
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Oh, dear
• Upon the hills where day was done
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Oh to be Odd!
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Oh, my car!
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• OBAFGKM
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• What it must feel like to die
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Where did you get that hat?
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• That'll Be the Day
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Attention must be paid
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Andreas - We All Must Cross
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• There will be no more stories to read
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Hot pursuit
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I must die or be better
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Be careful what you wish for
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male

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